Post by Barrow-wight aka MELLON on Jun 20, 2005 14:51:52 GMT
pina said:
Not any time soon, Jana. My neck muscles are very weak! ;DJfC Pina ... what are you waiting for then ? ! ... off you go to the mosh pit !!!!
The neck muscles must get massaged and trained and strengthened before you are too old for that !
.... Geez, ma'am you shall know better .... ... the life is not only about getting an EU citizenship and passport ... you shall know hell lots of things ... like e.g. EU policies and strategies relating to ageing ! ... that includes also health and PREVENTION ... and where the fuck is prevention of muscles decomposition and rot better achieved than in the mosh if I may ask ? !
What if the EU adopts a directive that the adult population aged 40+ is bound to spend minimum recommended time in the mosh ? Under the pain of pension / health benefits cuts ? ! And in proof of the time actually spent you will have to produce time-sheets ? ! Duly signed and authorised ? ! In multiple original copies ? !
And then you may come up with your feeble argument of weak neck and going to Whitesnake gigs instead, and knowing the EU bureaucrats, they will just go :
"Ma'am the EU DIRECTIVE 2008/58/EC on health and ageing, which you can dowload for your greater convenience from europa.eu.int ... or do NOT tell me that you never heard of Europe is Fun principle ? ! Which makes it sure that Learning about Europe can be fun ? !
... so the Directive makes it clear : and this you can check for yourself on pages 725, 1.046 - 1.285, 1.555 plus appendices ... that moshing and pogo dancing is recommended and obligatory to all the EU citizens aged 40 and over. There you shall also learn that in order to achieve the goals and objectives of the aforementioned Directive, ONLY the gigs of selected bands attended (clearly identified in Appendix. no. XXIV b to the EU DIRECTIVE 2008/58/EC ) may be claimed and only at those the eligible time-sheets produced. "
Then Pina ... then you are fucked ! ;D
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Moby : I think the point was made and Pina is basically bound to get herself integrated (which reminds me ... I havent mentioned EU policies and strategies (as well as tools) for social inclusion, havent I ? )
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