Lounge Lizard Hell!!

[mary]

I have a song also for the Keeper Kissing Mac!

I know you like Hysteria...

Oh, I get hysterical, hysteria
Oh can you feel it, do you believe it?
It's such a magical mysteria
When you get that feelin', better start believin'
'Cos it's a miracle, oh say you will, ooh babe
Hysteria when you're near
Out of me, into you yeah
You could hide it's just a one way street
Oh, I believe I'm in you, yeah
Open wide, that's right, dream me off my feet
Oh, believe in me

[Pina]

Stringy,

How about having Coyfest 2003 at the Inn? Come on.. you and your twin Marky Mark celebrating the big 3-0! Where else would you have it?

Rock n roll, glam rock, wet t-shirts... ehhhhhhh!

[Pina]

Come on everybody, it's Macarena time! And turn... and sliiide...

"When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I'm buena
they all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good I take you home with me"

HERE IS HOW TO DO THE DANCE.

Beat 01: R arm straight out - in front of you - PALM DOWN
Beat 02: L arm straight out - in front of you - PALM DOWN
Beat 03: R arm straight out - in front of you - PALM UP
Beat 04: L arm straight out - in front of you - PALM UP
Beat 05: R hand grasps inside of the L arm - at the ELBOW
Beat 06: L hand grasps inside of the R arm - at the ELBOW
Beat 07: R hand behind R - back of NECK
Beat 08: L hand behind L - back of NECK
Beat 09: R hand on L - front PANTS POCKET
Beat 10: L hand on R - front PANTS POCKET
Beat 11: R hand on R - back PANTS POCKET
Beat 12: L hand on L - back PANTS POCKET
Beat 13: Move your rump to the LEFT
Beat 14: Move your rump to the RIGHT
Beat 15: Move your rump to the LEFT
Beat 16: CLAP and turn 90 degrees to the RIGHT
REPEAT all 16 beats


Mac... stop monopolizing the dance floor! ;D Get yer elbow out of my face!

[MAC]

Pina, I'm sorry dear, that's not exactly my elbow!LOL!! I've always wanted to do the Macarena!! Hey, this is fun! I've only been on the dance floor one other time in my life, back in 1982 my band was playing in Daytona Beach, and this stunning woman came up to me an' asked me to dance! I replied "I don't look very good on the dance floor!", an' she said "That's ok, I mainly want to see what you look like in the bedroom!" WHAM!!!! I was on the dance floor in no time at all! I even remember the song..."Don't you want me baby....don't you want me AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"!! Ok, enough nostaliga here! Mary, thanks for singing, my dear! What a lovely voice! Hey Stringy, I've giving you the Mac Discount, for the rest of the year, all your drinks are free!! Pina, someone want's to see you in my kissing booth....an' it's not me!! Sweetie, speaking of booths, have I got one in store for you!! I wan't you to help me break it in, so to say.... ...Mellon, I have more ideas for your creativity! Be afraid!! Hey, I've been a bad boy! I'm off to Willow's spanking booth, to get my buns tingling! OWWWWW!! yes, yes yes yes yes!! Party on, people! An' Merry Christmas, an' Happy New Year too! An' I leave you with a song ..."Deck the Halls with parts of Charlie, fa la la la la...la la la la..." ;D..oh, an' my kissing booth is ALWAYS open...non stop!

[sweetie]

My my Mac..im so very curious.....do tell!

[MAC]

Sweetie.......see me in my booth! Well, as the chestnuts are roasting on an open fire....and the stockings are just waiting to be stuffed...(!)... I take this time to wish all the Inngoers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! We have big things in store for the inn in the coming year! New features, new attractions.....new acts........ummm....musical acts, that is! See you all very soon!