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Post by Pina on Dec 6, 2002 18:49:21 GMT
 Elvis is alive! But he's sick of singing his own songs... so he will be performing "David Coverdale" hits at the Slide It Inn! Here's the first song: "Now I wanna play piano But my fingers don't agree They're busy on you woman And I feel your fingers workin' on me..." Ha-YAA! Karate kick! "Thank you... thank you very much..." ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! |
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Post by MAC on Dec 6, 2002 18:57:59 GMT
thanks Pina! Nothing but the best here at the Slide It Inn!! ;D hey, a girl came up to me last night and asked "Does your face hurt?" I replied "No, why?" She said "Because it's killing me!" Bada BING! LMAO!! Hey, don't forget to tip your bartender and waitresses!! "I stand guilty of a thousand crimes, an' I suffer temptation still...show me a man who won't give it to his woman....I'll show you somebody who will!"  |
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Post by Pina on Dec 6, 2002 19:11:06 GMT
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! SLIDE IT INN will announce tour dates of the Ultimate Lounge Lizards on Christmas Day! So stay tuned and forget about that "other" Christmas announcement! ;D Coming soon to ye ole Slide It Inn: Bill Murray as swarthy lounge lizard Nick Winters!  and last but not least... the Queen of the Lizards... Liberace!  Oh...it's gonna be a very merry Christmas indeed! |
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Post by MAC on Dec 6, 2002 19:15:52 GMT
 Pina!! Where did we get the budget for this?? ;D
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Post by Pina on Dec 6, 2002 19:17:36 GMT
Must. Steal. David's. Thunder.
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Post by Pina on Dec 6, 2002 19:27:07 GMT
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Pina!! Where did we get the budget for this?? ;D
