20 Reasons why women prefer chocolate to sex......
You can get plenty of chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies you when it goes soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
You can make chocolate anywhere (even in front of your mother).
If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate won't mind.
Two women can have chocolate together and not be called dykes.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate and not get a bad reputation.
You won't get hair in your mouth wen you suck on chocolate.
"If you love me, you'll swallow it" has real meaning with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to fake enjoyment.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
You're never too old for chocolate.
When you're having choclate, it doesn't keep anyone awake in the next room.
Even small chocolates are good.....(bounty bars
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You can have chocolate with kids and not go to jail.
Chocolate doesn't keep you awake snoring after you've had it.
You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.
It's easy to find eight inches of chocolate.
Ladies enjoy the above.
Now, where is my very special girlfriend?
Paulo.
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