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Post by Pina on Sept 8, 2003 0:41:11 GMT
This is how Poor Albert deals with all the "yak" log-in problems! ;D  |
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Post by Pina on Sept 17, 2003 22:16:33 GMT
He he heh... I couldn't resist sharing this with Poor Albert!  |
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Post by DagmarS on Sept 26, 2003 9:36:46 GMT
Poor Albert's Bunny   |
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Post by DagmarS on Sept 26, 2003 10:13:04 GMT
Poor Albert's overworked mouse ;D  |
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Post by Pina on Oct 1, 2003 2:18:01 GMT
This is for Poor Albert when he has a bad day and the BBS crashes!
Haiku computer error messages
Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the
computer screens in Japan where
they are written in Haiku.
Aren't these better than "your computer has
performed an illegal operation?"
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but
countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked
on. You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your
screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But
now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your
ire. The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a
simple stone.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost
data. Guess which has
occurred.
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved
on. This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but
we never will.
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking
must now be retyped.
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
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Screen. Mind. Both are blank
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Post by Pina on Oct 4, 2003 3:06:15 GMT
Where Poor Albert sleeps...  |
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