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Post by DagmarS on Aug 11, 2003 11:09:41 GMT
[shadow=orange,left,300]Ice cream, a penney a lump[/shadow]
[glow=red,2,300]I scream,
You scream
We all scream
For ice cream![/glow]
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Post by DagmarS on Aug 11, 2003 11:22:27 GMT
This thought has already it's place in Pina's Parlour of Positivity, but I think that it deserves it's place here as well, because it's very true ;D ;D ;D
The answer to lifes little problems is to eat more ice cream!
by Great Sage Paulinho
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Post by Pina on Aug 11, 2003 13:56:42 GMT
Ice Cream
Sarah McLachlan
Your love
is better than ice cream.
Better than anything else that I've tried
and your love
is better than ice cream
everyone here knows how to fight
and it's a long way down
it's a long way down
it's a long way
down to the place where we started from.
Your love
is better than chocolate
better than anything else that I've tried
and oh love is better than chocolate.
Everyone here knows how to cry
and it's a long way down
it's a long way down
it's a long way
down to the place where we started from.
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Post by DagmarS on Aug 11, 2003 16:29:55 GMT
Chocolate ice cream
A blonde walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk told the lady "Miss, we are all out of chocolate ice cream."
The lady says "Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream."
The clerk says "Miss, I just told you we are all out of chocolate ice cream."
The lady says "Oh, okay. Give me a half gallon of chocolate ice cream."
The clerk finally had enough. He said "Miss, can you spell the van in vanilla?"
The lady looked puzzled but answered "Yes, v. a. n."
The clerk said, "Very good. Now can you spell the straw in strawberry?"
The lady still looked puzzled but answered "Yes, s. t. r. a. w."
The clerk said, "Very good. Now can you spell the f_ck in chocolate?"
The lady answered, "There ain't no f_ck in chocolate."
The clerk replied, "That's right!"
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Post by DagmarS on Aug 11, 2003 16:31:57 GMT
Beer and Ice Cream Diet
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.
For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized.
Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.
Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal.
This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.
Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.
Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.
We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.
Happy eating!
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Post by mary on Aug 11, 2003 17:39:40 GMT
Dagmar! we are very alike in this...I ADORE ICE CREAM!!! in summer I go on eating only Ice Cream! I love the fruit flavors..but all the kind! well...it makes me feel fine and happy!  In Italy Ice cream is very good (it's a little better than in London Paulo!)...so my friends...come over here an eat some italian icecream with me! ;D  |
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