Dagmar's Land Of Ice Cream (aka Paulo's Obsession)

[Terr]

Hello Dagmar & all o' my fellow & feline denizens of Ice Cream Land. Besides sayin' hi ...I'd like to say that i really prefer my ice cream & various toppings served in a dish rather than a cone & when I'm feelin' frisky(pretty much a constant)...ON a dish.
In regard to the photo of David saying "'Ere's a CONE for ya!"LMFAO....but really I'm sure David would prefer his ice cream served up with the dish...most likely his wife....sorry ladies. A question arises like a banana in a split....Who is the dickhead in the foreground of that picture of David?

[DagmarS]

Ben And Jerrrys Inspired By Clintons New Ice Cream Flavors

Slick Willie
Chunky Monkey
Double Nut Joy
Subpoenas 'n' Cream
Impeach-Mint
Candy Pants
Chocolate Chip Doughboy
Chilly Hillbilly
Vanilla
Pantsachio
Subpoena Colada
Biscuits 'n' Gravy
Horny Bubba Crunch
Arkansas Peach
Subpoena Butter Cup
Peppermint Fattie
Captain Cream
Fat Ass
Tubby Bubba
Hillary Chiller
Fundraising Coffee
Oval Office Surprise
Arkansas Smoothie
Hyperactive Nuts
Scandalberry

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[DagmarS]

The Top 10 Rejected Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors

10) Jammin' Salmon

9) Sliver o Liver

8) Miller Lite of my Life

7) Fresh From Herbert Sherbert

6) Guess what....That's Not Cookie Dough!!

5) Bad Ass Broth!

4) Funky Frozen Fat

3) Jeffrey Dahmer's Surprise Crunch

2) Jamaica Almond Joseph and The Virgin Mary Cherry

1) Pralines and Cream of Wheat

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[Terr]

How 'bout Locolate Chewinsky?

[DagmarS]

;D ;D ;D Nice one Terr ;D ;D ;D ... you should email them that one and ...

BTW Terr ... that headthingy on the 'ere's a cone for ya' photo ... can it be Poor Albert ... and his little pointy head? Pina, any thoughts on that one? ... see, it's getting worse ... not only David but PA as well now ... that 'Pina creation photo' is a real killer ;D

[DagmarS]

Ice Cream

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?
A smartass!

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Ah, Fugettaboudit

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them may accidently forget to turn off the stove and thus cause a fire. So, they decided to go see their physician to get some help. Their physician told them that many people their age find it useful to write themselves little notes as reminders. The elderly couple thought this sounded wonderful, and left the doctor's office very pleased with the advice.When they got home, the wife said, 'Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And why don't you write that down so you won't forget?' 'Nonsense,' said the husband, 'I can remember a dish of ice cream!' 'Well,' said the wife, 'I'd also like some strawberries on it. You better write that down, because I know you'll forget.' 'Don't be silly,' replied the husband. 'A dish of ice cream and some strawberries. I can remember that!' 'OK, dear, but I'd like you to put some whipped cream on top. Now you'd really better write it down now. You'll forget,' said the wife. 'Come now, my memory's not all that bad,' said the husband. 'No problem--a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream.' With that, the husband shut the kitchen door behind him. The wife could hear him getting out pots and pans, and making some noise inconsistent with his preparing a dish of ice cream, strawberries, and whipped cream. He emerged from the kitchen about 15 minutes later. Walking over to his wife, he presented her with a plate of bacon and eggs. The wife took one look at the plate, glanced up at her husband and said, 'Hey, where's the toast?'

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Homer's Favorite Ice Cream

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!