Paulo's Parlour of Amusement

[Barrow-wight aka MELLON]

Click on the movie below ... it can be titled Life and co-existence in an appartment house ... How true. ;D



www.bozzetto.com/neuro.htm

[Barrow-wight aka MELLON]

Paulo said:

'eres a joke for ya... ;D

Bull Treatment

A rancher who buys a bull to service his herd complains to the seller that the
bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The seller suggests that
a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

When the seller checks in the next week, the farmer looks very pleased. "The
bull has serviced all my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my
neighbor's cows."

"Wow," says the seller, "what did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked the seller.

"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like peppermint."

;D ... rather a complementary piece of info, shall you wish to know more about bull / cow and service matters, check out this movie : Animal Attraction ... overall innocent comedy, but there is some parallel. ;D

[Pina]

Paulo took this photo over the weekend. So where's this life saving equipment? HELP!!

[Paulo]

The Big Question

One day, a child asked, "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first
got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-
cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as
I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
Popup appeared and said:

.....You've Got Male!"

[Pina]

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[Barrow-wight aka MELLON]

Paulo , I am finally getting back to the subject of TRABANT ... you know, the little blue car that passed by on the way to Stansted that you failed to notice. ;D

digilander.libero.it/cuoccimix/ENGLISH-automotorusse9-I(Trabant).htm

So here we go ... there is no way you would not know the small big car of East Germany and the whole of eastern bloc. ;D



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Its variations and ways to make most of it (i.e. the advantage of being plastic):