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Post by Miss Melissa on Jun 23, 2005 18:06:36 GMT
That is just WRONG  |
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Post by Pina on Aug 14, 2005 13:37:09 GMT
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Post by Paulo on Aug 14, 2005 16:33:13 GMT
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Post by Paulo on Aug 17, 2005 14:53:35 GMT
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home,
having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of
the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't
get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local
drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that
she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously
embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately
asks what brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter, son, as long as it fits a Camel."
;D
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Post by Pina on Oct 12, 2005 8:28:15 GMT
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Post by Barrow-wight aka MELLON on Oct 19, 2005 20:50:48 GMT
Good one Pina ... I received very similar quality service - though in writing - from European Comission's contracted Travel Service today, LOL ;D |
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