The Hon. AudioSlave F.'s Kangaroo Court

[AudioSlave F]

Does anyone out there feel that a "crime" has been commited against a member or subject of this entire site and want to see justice done? If so, post it here!!

A "Kangaroo Court" is defined as a mock court set up in violation of established legal procedure; a court characterized by dishonesty or incompetence. Fines & punishments are levied upon & by other members who violate the "code".

Post the crime/charges/accusation of your accused, followed by a suitable fine/punishment your accused shall serve. We will have to use our crafty ways to find out if the fines were paid/punishment was carried out & served!!

One important thing--you CANNOT rack up any charges against yours truly, the Judge of this court. If you do, HEAVY SANCTIONS will be imposed.

If you would like me to review your case & proposed fines/punishment, let me know. I will be more than happy to do so. I'll probably post my opinion, anyway. Also, feel free to assist me & post suitable punishments/fines for any and all posted crimes.

(Kangaroo) COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!!! (And have tons of F-U-N!)

[AudioSlave F]

I present to the court a heinous crime:

Bobby's booth of spandex. He is guilty of posting David Coverdale pictured in pink spandex pants. Do not EVER misrepresent the WS guys in such a way.

Punishment: to be determined later. I will have to give this much thought.

[AudioSlave F]

Yet another immediate, most heinous crime:

"Dougmar" in the Alternative Prague Enmoot. How dare the MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ON EARTH get de-faced in such a way?!! This is not at all amusing to this Judge!

Pina, you are accused with having poor taste, that is for sure! I also have to think very hard on what a suitable penalty is for you! Apologize to DagmarS, for starters....

[DagmarS]

I'd like to present Paulo, Your AudioslaveF Honour.

His crime, however heroic it may be, is not 'OhjustLEThimGO-able'! Let me explain ... as a owner and privileged monarch of my Ice Cream Land, I reserve the rights to be the biggest Chilled cream desserts consumer around.
But, Paulo, not only did he consume all the ice cream from the Ontario area (before it was hit by the blackouts-which makes him a HERO, that saved the day ) but [shadow=red,left,300]CRIME No 1[/shadow]he also consumed more than me in such a short space of time (!HOW DARE HE!), [shadow=red,left,300]CRIME No 2[/shadow] and he DIDN'T save any for me or let his lovely EvilHighness tour guide;D have some). How would he? There are some methods of keeping the yummy dessert cool ... like ... for example ... DIGGING A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND PUTTING IT THERE until the power's back ... let mother nature take care of such a treasure.

See, it was doable ... but he didn't even try!!! So, please, Your Honour, punish him for this crime against not only one BBS&member of this site! Thank you your honour

[DagmarS]

I suggest that as a punishment we let him stay in a real DESERT


rather than getting lost in delicious chilled dessert

[Pina]

I have a confession to make. I have been feeling very guilty about my "Here's a cone for ya!" Coverdale pic in Dagmar's Land of Ice Cream. I am very remorseful... may I please be exonerated?