AudioSlave F
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Post by AudioSlave F on Aug 19, 2003 16:58:37 GMT
DAGMAR, after looking over the allegations you have made against Mr. Paulo, I have decided that, if he did indeed consume MASSIVE amounts of ice cream while in a foreign land (on Pina's time, no less), he deserves to: BE NAUSEATED FOR 5 DAYS STRAIGHT.  During this time, he will not, under any circumstances, purge anywhere in, around or upon Pina and her residence. Also, he will not be allowed to consume or purchase any medical aides for relief. This includes carbonated bevages, bread, and soda crackers. |
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AudioSlave F
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Post by AudioSlave F on Aug 19, 2003 17:10:19 GMT
PINA:
In regards to the "Here's a cone for ya", after looking over the evidence, I have decided to dismiss this particular case.
However, I am quite surprised DagmarS has not yet filed charges against you for that picture you made of her as "DQ"!
FINALLY, I have decided your penalty for the atrocious "Dougmar" picture:
YOU WILL POST THIS DOUGMAR PICTURE UPON THE SERPENTSLIGHT.COM MESSAGE BOARD IN THE "MESSAGES TO DOUG" AREA, ALONG WITH A WRITTEN APOLOGY TO DOUG ALDRICH. I will then instruct the webmaster of SerpentsLight.com to print your message of apology & picture of Dougmar and give it to Mr. Aldrich himself when the webmaster goes to the Cleveland & Detroit Whitesnake concerts. BEAR IN MIND THAT I WILL BE CHECKING SERPENTSLIGHT.COM DURING THE WEEK TO SEE THAT MY ORDER HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT.
Have a good day.
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Post by DagmarS on Aug 21, 2003 8:29:58 GMT
PINA: FINALLY, I have decided your penalty for the atrocious "Dougmar" picture: YOU WILL POST THIS DOUGMAR PICTURE UPON THE SERPENTSLIGHT.COM MESSAGE BOARD IN THE "MESSAGES TO DOUG" AREA, ALONG WITH A WRITTEN APOLOGY TO DOUG ALDRICH. I will then instruct the webmaster of SerpentsLight.com to print your message of apology & picture of Dougmar and give it to Mr. Aldrich himself when the webmaster goes to the Cleveland & Detroit Whitesnake concerts. Oh dear oh dear, is the terror that might be caused upon Mr Aldrich by showing him the Dougmar photo necessary? Surely, HE hasn't been that bad! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by DagmarS on Aug 21, 2003 8:31:54 GMT
he deserves to: BE NAUSEATED FOR 5 DAYS STRAIGHT. During this time, he will not, under any circumstances, purge anywhere in, around or upon Pina and her residence. Also, he will not be allowed to consume or purchase any medical aides for relief. This includes carbonated bevages, bread, and soda crackers. Ha ha! Thank you your Honour! Now, have that Paulo! ;D ;D ;D Justice has been done! |
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AudioSlave F
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Post by AudioSlave F on Aug 26, 2003 16:04:07 GMT
Dagmar, how is Paulo doing after eating all that ice cream??
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Post by DagmarS on Aug 26, 2003 19:01:41 GMT
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During this time, he will not, under any circumstances, purge anywhere in, around or upon Pina and her residence. Also, he will not be allowed to consume or purchase any medical aides for relief. This includes carbonated bevages, bread, and soda crackers. 
