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Post by Pina on Oct 15, 2003 13:09:20 GMT
WOMEN: Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart; knowing
that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer
side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family,
their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
when they think there is no strength left. A woman can make a romantic
evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and
shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly,
walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The
heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than
just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and
ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all
they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people
you come in contact with.
MEN: Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and fixing stuff.
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Post by Paulo on Nov 2, 2003 20:33:54 GMT
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Post by Pina on Nov 8, 2003 0:39:49 GMT
THE MOODS OF A WOMAN
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
THE MOODS OF A MAN
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
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Post by Barrow-wight aka MELLON on Nov 8, 2003 10:57:43 GMT
;D ;D ;D OK, this one will bring a serious note for a moment, but given the Nov. 8, we have to endure that tone. ;D ----------------------------------------------- Discovering true fear
A sultan decided to travel by sea with some of his favorite courtiers. They joined the ship in Dubai and sailed out into the open sea.
However, as soon as the ship moved away from land, one of his subjects - who had never seen the sea before, having spent most of his life in the mountains - began to be overcome with panic.
Sitting in the ship's hold, he cried, shouted and refused to eat or sleep. Everyone tried to calm him down, saying that the journey wasn't as dangerous as all that, but although he heard their words, they had no influence on his heart. The sultan did not know what to do, and the fine journey upon calm seas and under blue skies, became a torment for the passengers and crew alike.
Two days passed without anyone being able to sleep because of the man's cries. The sultan was about to order the ship to return to port, when one of his ministers, who was known for his wisdom, came over:
- Your Highness, with your permission, I will be able to calm him.
Without a moment's hesitation, the sultan said that not only would he allow it, but that he should reward him if he succeeded in solving the problem.
The wise man asked that the man be thrown into the sea. Right away, content because their nightmare was about to end, several crew members grabbed the man struggling in the hold, and cast him into the ocean.
The courtier thrashed about, sank, swallowed plenty of seawater, returned to the surface, screamed louder than ever, sank again, and managed to surface once again. Just then, the minister ordered for him to dragged back on board.
From then on, no one heard so much as a single complaint from the man, who spent the rest of the journey in silence, and even commented to one of the passengers that he had never seen anything so beautiful as the sky and sea touching on the horizon. The journey - which had before been a torment to all those on board the ship - became a pleasurable, peaceful experience.
A short time before they returned to port, the Sultan went to see the minister:
- How did you guess that, by throwing that poor man into the sea, he would calm down?
- Because of my marriage - replied the minister. - I was always terrified of losing my wife, and was so jealous that I never stopped shouting and screaming like that man.
"One day she could take no more, and left me - and I tasted the terrible experience of living without her. She only returned when I promised never again to torment her with my fears.
"In the same way, that man had never tasted salt water, and had never known the agony of a drowning man. When he felt that, he understood only too well how marvelous it can be to feel the planks of a ship under his feet.
- Wise counsel - commented the sultan.
- In the Bible, a holy book of the Christians, it says: "all I most feared, came to pass."
"Some people canonly value what they have, when they endure the experience of loss."
From: Issue nº 29 / WoL Online. |
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Post by Pina on Nov 30, 2003 17:14:54 GMT
 Click HERE to enlarge. ;D ;D |
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Post by Paulo on Dec 9, 2003 23:19:15 GMT
New Erogenous Zones "One of the great breakthroughs in sex has been the discovery of all the new erogenous zones. Once it was thought that there were only a handful. Now they are all over the place, with new ones being reported every day." Bruce Jay Friedman f**k!!!! How many erogenous zones are there? One, two... ermmmmmm!!!!  |
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